Daniel Craig has «large, fleshy ears», say rabid Bond fans

Pro-Brosnan Bond fans are rebelling against the casting of Daniel Craig as the new 007.

Various James Bond fans have always had their favorite 007, be it Sean Connery or Roger Moore. But no new Bond has suffered an insult as great as Daniel Craig. Rabid Pierce Brosnan fans have lashed out at Craig’s casting, going so far as to set up a website called craignotbond.com, which quotes the The New York Times as saying Craig has «pale, flattened face and large, fleshy ears» and promises that «If Eon Productions and Sony Pictures will not accept they've made a big mistake, then Bond fans promise to boycott ‘Casino Royale’!»